Monologue for Barry Hall?!?

Question

Could you please create a monologue for Barry Hall?

Just a short one that goes for 1 minute?

I'D APPRECIATE IT SO MUCH!

Answer 1

I dont know about monologue but cowboy lover has way too much time on his hands to come up with that one well done

Answer 2

Barry hall

Barry hall

he is so tall

broke his wrist upon a wall

he wasnt going for the ball

when staker took a fall

Barry hall

oh barry hall

said he gave staker a call

stakers mum said he didnt call

barry hall

barry hall

why did staker have to fall

you could of held him to a wall

so you could belt him and he couldnt fall

silly barry

silly hall

silly staker

just had to fall