Monopoly you have landed on my park place, who ever can tell me why I should value you coming to my place win?

Question

pick any peice except for the dog (because that is mine)

and then using that piece tell me how you make my place better. So vacum might say I vucumed your carpets.

Creative and little homor win best answer.

Answer 1

I think you should say you won Baltic instead of Park Place.

Answer 2

lols