Monthers day coffee?

Question

I was thinking of walking up to my mom on mothers day and spiting in her nice morning coffee and wish her happy mothers day. what do you think?

Answer 1

Don't do it, its gross and unrefined.

My we have some issues that need to be worked out. Did she not nurse you? Or did she instill corporal punishment too often? Maybe she was too self indulgent. Oh, its spelled "Mothers"

Answer 2

That's mean and disrespectful to the woman who bore you and has been supportive and loving to you.