So, there was this guy and he was like my superman... I thought the world of him, but he was like " I don't wanna be your superman, I just wanna be your man and I'll be super baby" and well things were great for a while but I found out he wasn't a good guy in fact he was "in love with a stripper" to put it lightly, I caught him cheating on me, but he tried to tell me "It wasn't me, but I caught him in the shower" and many other places so I well I decided to get revenge for him... "I dung my key into the side of his...." okay well afterwards we talked and I told him... "i'm not going to write you a love song, cause you asked for it..." I thought out I want to get him back for it so I went to this club and this guy was like "I wanna make love in this club, love in this club" I told him sorry dude you're not my type and then do you know what happened next? "I kissed a girl, and gues what?! guess what?! secretly... "I liked it"! Well then he started telling me he was sorry and I said "Don't tell me you're sorry cause your not... now I know you're only sorry you got caught." I just couldn't stand him... " But it wasn't enough and you know what this story taught me? "Some guys just can't hold their arsenic... the dirty bum"
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