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I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered mothers from Asian countries use? Toothpicks?
If it’s true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn’t zigzag?
Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts.
If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea does that mean the fifth one enjoys it?
Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
Do you realize how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?
How did the man who invented cottage cheese know he was done?
Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
How come cartoon characters never change clothes?
How come when villians shoot bullets at superman, he stands there and let the bullets hit him, but when they throw the actual gun at him he ducks?
Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?
Why is it that when the door is open they call ajar but when the jar is open it isnt adoor?
If you drop soap does it get dirty?
If someone goes outside to get some air… what were they breathing inside?
Why is it that the first thing they teach you on an airplane is how to crash? Does being curled up in a ball help soften the 20,000 foot drop?
How old are you before it can be said you died of old age?
Why is the show called unsolved mysteries? if they were solved they wouldn’t be mysteries.
Why is it said that an alarm clock is going off when really its coming on?
Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
If Barbie is so popular, then why do you have to buy her friends?
Why do they report power outages on TV?
If a deaf person goes on trial, is it still called a hearing?
Why is the word abbreviation so long?
Do you find it a bit unnerving doctors call what they do practice?
Why are they called buildings if they’ve already been built?
Why isn’t there another word for thesaurus?
When you eat a jaw-breaker, why doens’t your jaw break?
When you chew a new-breathe, whos new breathe are you getting?
Why are you stoned when you are high, why not rocked?
You can see the stripes on a tiger, but how do you know he’s clean?
Why is Bill short for William, why not Billiam?
Why is meat from a chicken just called chicken, but from a cow it is beef? Or from a pig it is pork.
Why is it that you never hear of a psychic winning the lottery?
What would happen if a black cat walked under a ladder and broke a mirror?
Can you get cornered in a round room?
Yes im a very bored person. These are not as good as my other ones :) :) :)
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