More funny football chants..?

Question

I see this has already been asked today and was gutted because it has been resolved.

I wanted to put my favourite:

'Park, Park, wherever you may be,

You eat dogs in your home country!

It could be worse, you could be a Scouse,

Eating rats in your council house'

to the tune of Lord of the Dance.

http://www.prideofmanchester.com/sport/mufc-songs-players.htm#park

and your favourites please..

Answer 1

He's quick, he's red,

He talks like father Ted

Robbie Keane!

He's big, he's red,

His feet stick out of bed

Peter Crouch!

The QPR fans also did a chant to the song played over the end credits of only Fools and Horses (the 'Trevor Francis tracksuits from a moosh in Shepherds Bush' connection)

(Cant remember first line)

Fifteen grand transfer fee,

Up in the sky or along the floor

Peter Crouch is gonna' score

Answer 2

'Don't blame it on the Biscan,

Don't blame it on the Hamann,

Don't blame it on the Finnan,

Blame it on Traore.

'He just cant, he just can't, he just can't control his feet...'

Answer 3

there's only one Iain Dowie

only one Iain Dowie

he's ugly as f*ck

but he's taking us up

walking in a dowie wonderland

:)

i love it.

Answer 4

My fave ...

Build a bonfire, build a bonfire

Put the scousers on the top.

Put the city in the middle

And burn the f*ckin lot...

Just Coz it was All I Could Hear At The First match I Ever Went To lol

And I Found It Reli  Funny That every1 was singing...

obviously never been to a footy match be4 then lol im used to it now

Answer 5

singin i i yiddy avenue

******* jew!

singin i i yiddy avenue

******* jew!

singin i i yiddy, i i yiddy, i i yiddy avenue

******* jew!

sorry dont mean 2 be offensive just answerin the question, o ye aimed at spurs

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Answer 7

"I'd rather be a sinner than a saint,

rather be a sinner,

rather be a sinner than a saint."

Answer 8

Peter Reids got a f**king monkeys head

A f**king monkeys head

A f**king monkeys head

Answer 9

'if the nevilles play for england so can i

if the nevilles play for england so can i

if the nevilles play for england

nevilles play for england

nevilles play for england

if the nevilles play for england so can i'

(happy and you know it tune)

'that coat's from matalan!'

(jose mourinho)

'he dives on the left

he dives on the right

that **** ronaldo

makes united look shite!'

'he's here

he's there

he's every ****** where

richard dunne

richard dunne!'

'sun jihai i ippy ippy i

sun jihai i ippy ippy i

sun jihai i ippy ippy

his dad owns a chippy

sun jihai i ippy ippy i'

'the S****y man united went to rome to see the pope

the S****y man united went to rome to see the pope

the S****y man united went to rome to see the pope

and this is what he said

"**** OFF!"

who the **** are man united

who the **** are man united

who the **** are man united

and the blues go marchin on on on'

Answer 10

Neil warnocks illegitimate,

he aint got no birth certificate,

hes got aids and cant get rid of them

hes a piggy b***tard!!!

wednesday fans chant!

Answer 11

Your just a fat spanish waitor

fat spanish waitor

(aimed at rafa benitez)

Answer 12

Viva John terry

Viva John terry

One kick of the ball

and they won f**k all

Viva John terry

Viva John terry

Viva John terry

Slipped of the pitch

like a little *****

Viva John terry

Oh Gerrard Gerrard,

He kisses the badge on his chest,

Then puts in a transfer request,

Oh Gerrard Gerrard....

Answer 13

a few of my favourites:

Oh Owen Hargreaves

you are the love of my life,

Oh Owen Hargreaves

I'd let you shag my wife,

Oh Owen Hargreaves,

I want curly hair too!

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=-QI6g2QLD9...

His armband proved he was a red

Torres, Torres

'You'll never walk alone', it said

Torres, Torres

We bought the lad from sunny Spain

He gets the ball, he scores again

Fernando Torres, Liverpool's number nine!

na nar na nar

na nar na nar

na nar na nar

na nar na nar

Fernando Torres, Liverpool's number nine!

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=DUjRQfJ3f7...

An-der-son, son son.

He's better than Kleberson.

Anderson, son son.

He's our midfield magician.

To the left, to the right.

To the samba beat tonight.

He is class with a brass.

And he s***s on Fabregas!

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=HvT1NuVeL5...

and probably my favourite:

viva john terrryyy

viva john terrryyy

viva john terrryyy

could have won the cup

but he ****** it up

viva john terrryyy

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Z21t3-W_SZ...

just remembered a Spurs one that made me laugh:

you are my lennon,

my aaron lennon,

you make me happy when skies are grey,

your better value,

than theo walcott,

and by the way: sol campbell is g*y

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohEt6OCqg...

Answer 14

"It's ronaldo with a C, That guy is so girly

it's Ronlado with a C, he just missed a penalty"