More greek to english please..?

Question

KOLASHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! MPOUXAXAXAAA!! WRAIA...8A SAS DW EKEI TOTE...

K GIA NA MHN KSEXNIOMASTE...

GAMW TH DOULEIA MOU GAMWWWWWWWW!!

8A EISTE SIGOYRA PANW DHLADH??

AN EINAI NA BRW KANENA BOTANI THS FYSHS...:P :P

ELA MOURLOKOMEIO, MILHSA ME THN SISSY STO THL...MALLON 8 ANEBEI K EKEINH...THS EIPA NA MOU RIKSEI ENA SHMA OTAN EINAI PANW MPAS K BRE8OYME AN EINAI KANONISE-AN MPOREIS-NA SAI K ESY N ARAKSOUME...MOUAAAAXAAAAA!!!

Answer 1

I wouldn't exactly call it a red herring there Georgia,,,more like a fruit of the earth so to speak...

Answer 2

AN EINAI NA BRW KANENA BOTANI THS FYSHS...:

"If Its so I can find a "natural remedy" ...(possibly referring to a "natural" substance)-instead of "red herring"

the rest is correct translation

Answer 3

Super situation!! (he is laughing)... ok i'll see you there then..

And it would be bad if i don't mention my f***ing job

will you be there for sure?

if so i would like to find a red herring ...

Hey dude, i talked with sissy on the phone, she will propably be there too... i've told her to call me when she is there in case of seeing each other.. you can come if you want... (he is laughing)

Answer 4

and a "natural remedy" is refering to a joint... just so you know.