More temp aggravations. Advice please?

Question

OK..today, I started up my new bogus accounting firm, Pete Moss and Sons (PMS) to handle the revenue streams from my bogus law firm, Raddison, Madison, Addison and Son and my bogus dental office. I decided to bring my dumb blonde temp, Karen from Raddison to PMS. The problem is that on Friday, I gave her a lecture about her inappropriate attire (she wasn't wearing low cut enough tops---thus, not enough cleavage) so today, she shows up in only a push-up bra and shorts to work. Normally, this would be great, but today I am having some potential clients dropping by for a meeting. How do I get Karen to wear really revealing tops without getting carried away?? There is no happy medium with her. She is a walking ad for Miss Clariol.

Answer 1

sounds like you should keep two temps, one to dress for the customers and one to look like a p**n star for you.

Answer 2

...lol..?..

Answer 3

The only happy medium would be she can wear a top and bra and no pants and underwear, or the other way around. Give in a little.

Answer 4

get her a build in closet and take her shopping for such occasions....see who says I'm not clever??? mmmmh

Answer 5

ROTFLMAO!  almost fell off the chair on that one.............i told you hire me................lol!

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