Mormons? Why does your magic underwear have to be ugly long johns? Couldn't s**y lingerie work as well?

Question

When I say Magic Underwear, I hope you are not offended, it's just a joke. Most of us can't understand how they keep people from sinning.

Answer 1

They aren't longjohns, if they were, we'd never be able to wear shorts, and I do all summer long.  And yes I am offended, because you are making fun of something that is sacred to us, even if it has no meaning to you.

Answer 2

Here's a sincere answer to the sincere part of your question.  

Just like the yamikas that Jewish people wear, the wearing of sacred clothing serves as a reminder to us of the covenants we have made with God.  As we wear clothing daily, that clothing is constantly there as such a reminder.

A rudimentary example of this is the notion of people tying a string around their finger to remind them of something.  Same principle on a higher level.

Answer 3

Don't worry about it as they are flaming good when it is cold as ice in the Southern Ocean down Antarctic way.

Answer 4

Hey what happened to your last question. I'm the one that wrote you can wear your tidy-whities. Did they take your question away? Whats with the mormon underwear fetish?

Thanks for the 2 points!!