Most Embarrassing Moment Everrrrr!!!!!?

Question

what is your MOST embarrassing moment :D

mine is: a couple years ago I had a party in my basement, and was walking down the stairs. One of my friends was introducing a friend from camp to everyone, and so I said "HII" and jumped down the final few stairs. of course I hit my head on the ceiling (like, where the ceiling drops from first floor height to basement height) and fell to the ground, unconscious. Came to and burst out laughing.

Most of my most embarrassing moments involve failing to successfully walk upright...

what's yours?

Answer 1

Walking all the way across a trendy sushi restaurant in L.A. while  slightly inebriated with toilet paper trailing from my high heel.  Ugh.

Answer 2

I once slipped on an honest-to-God _banana peel_. A friend and I were walking down this street to a bar and it was dark, blah, blah, blah. The funny thing is we hadn't even had a beer yet.