Most embarrassing thing you've ever done!?

Question

what is the most Embarrassing thing you've done on a date! the most embarrassing story will get the best answer, 5-stars people. so just tell me the most embarrassing thing you've done on a date.

Answer 1

Okay, so i didn't go to the bathroom before the date.  Kinda stupid.  So when we were ordering our food i thought i could slip a f**t out while the waitress was talking.  Lol that didn't work out so well.  It was a super loud and wet sounding one.  Like everyone in the room looked at me, and i pulled one of those, look around like i don't no anything's.  God i was an idiot. lol  Yeah that chick thinks I'm gross now haha.

Answer 2

Wellz i don't know if this is that funny but i was running into this restaurant and i ran into the door o.O O.o...

Answer 3

oh jeez once i walked around my whole date with my dress in my underwear and no one told meh then when i leaned in to kiss him he tried to fix it and i yelled and called him a ***** discujsting pervert it was just the first date and he told he was just trying to help

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Answer 4

we were eating and well i took a sip of my drink...a second later yours truely had to sneeze....next thing you know theres water coming out of my nose....completely gross and mortifyingg

Answer 5

My boyfriend and I ( when I was much younger) were getting it on in the backseat of his car in a dark parking lot. Suddenly there was a bright light...it was two cops flashing their lights on us. Both were guys, and they did not have a good sense of humor.

They made us get out of the car before I could even pull all of my clothing back on, then they gave us a warning about indecent exposure and loitering.

Answer 6

sorry I don't have any girlfriend to make good relationship with those b and b also I only want to get laid evertime that whats I do always u know how we big blink it and the S**t and most I get embarrassing and tripping is straigh out with the no game that what I hate the most like a salty woods chips in my games wrench in my gear its all good homey this is my opnion if u want to know with lllllaaaatttteeee................

Answer 7

My fiance and I were going to college. He lived with five other guys, but at any given time there would be one or two random guys that would stay there for the week. In order to see each other I would have to come over in the early morning between our two jobs and classes. It was that, or we couldn’t see each other during the week. He started sleeping out on the couch because his roommate that shared a room with him started a graveyard shift and needed his sleep. One morning, before the sun came up, I had just let myself in to his apartment, and saw that his alarm clock was by the couch so that he wouldn’t sleep through class. He hadn’t been expecting me so I carefully walked through the pitch black apartment trying not to trip over anything. I wanted to surprise him with a wake up kiss, so I knelt down and started to kiss him. It was turning quite passionate when all of the sudden he went completely rigid. I sat up to see what was wrong and it wasn’t my fiance at all. It was some random guy who had just happened to stay overnight. I thought I was going to die! All I could pathetically say was, “Sorry, I thought you were my fiance.” His reply’ Well, after he stopped laughing and could finally take a breath said “It’s all good.”

Answer 8

Being drunk and splurting out their name in mid-sentence. Along with tonnes of nervous stuttering!

Answer 9

i was going into a movie with this boy i really really liked and i was tooooo nervous....so long story short... we were walking into the theater and he opend the door...i was so flatterd that he was such a gentlemen that i tripped on air and fell on my *** and to make it worst my skirt ripped...and the fall hurt so bad i cried.. after the movie we never dated again.