Mother caught me red handed-Im so embarrased!!?

Question

I'm 18 years old with an IQ of 67- the other day my mother was cleaning my room and found a copy of the New York Times under my mattress.

I'm so embarrassed, she has threatened to disown me. My father will not talk to me. I realize this was a stupid thing to do and regret it tremendously.

Is there anything, anything at all, I can do to regain my parents trust and love?

Answer 1

the new york times?????

Answer 2

HAHA!  At least it wasn't the Sun Times.  Then she wouldn't be threatening, it would be happening!

I say to regain trust burn down the NY Time's building, that'll show 'em!!

Answer 3

If you were my child and I found this idiotic paper in your room, we would be going out to the woodshed.

You deserve to be disowned. With an IQ of 67, even you should know better.

Read something educational like MAD magazine. At least it's more believable than the Times.