Mothers Only Please?

Question

To what would you compare the pain of giving birth to?

Answer 1

It's like taking your bottom lip and stretching it over your face to the top of your head. Ask Peter Griffin, he experienced it.

Seriously, it varies. If the woman is taking a drug for the pain, or has an epidural, it's more like a dull ache. After the child is born and the pain medicine wears off, it stings.

If it's a c-section, it feels like someone is pulling your belly really hard, or sort of like a plunger. Get your belly wet and use a plunger on yourself, you'll see. Don't do it if you're preggers, though. Or when anyone is around. They might think you are screwed up in the head. But I've tried it, and I had a c-section once, and it feels the same. My husband wouldn't talk to me all day when he saw.

Answer 2

I'm sorry that I'm a guy I had to know the question was.  I could compare having a baby to having your ball sack brutally bitten' off by a rabid bunny and have to eat you c**k.  Then get your face pounded in by a automatically firing nail gun.