Mud pie fixtures. i have a friend/accomplice who is trying to capture the essence of a mud pie in flight?

Question

he has commisioned some mud pies in Acrylglass and wants to fix them n the moment just before they impact the wall about 60mm away. He is having problems locating suitable fixings or standoffs for the purpose. Can you recommend a course of treatment that might help

Answer 1

60mm.hmmmmmm.Add gelatin for wibble..slow motion photography. during play back rotate 90*. set video to snap 20 shots per second. I suggest having a test subject stand and take one in the face for the slapstick roar of laughter needed to increase interest in viewing. Take notes during experiment and repeat with different subjects for the surprise variation element.

Answer 2

Amphetamine and schnapps cocktails

Answer 3

I used to decorate mine with sticks and stones and use water from the drain to make them malleable.

Answer 4

You are a genuine "Waschweib".

Answer 5

Do you want the fresh ones, or the moldy ones in the back. My neighbor, Mr. Teileverquollen, says they are the best.

Answer 6

fixative spray. a gallon for each pie.