Muffler Problems.....

Question

Well, the other day I was cruising with my ol' man and there seemed to be something wrong with my muffler. Now where i am from there is an urban legend that if you stick your p****r in there it will solve problems. One thing led to another and you know what happened next. I tried it naturally, and my Willy looks like...how you say. a strip of bacon. link of sausage. etc. Is there anything I can do about this besides getting skin graphs, i am not a believer of them. PLEASE PLEASE HELP ME!!!!

Answer 1

you have more than muffler problems

Answer 2

Dont worry my friend. You probably never used it anyways. Plus mufflers arent marriage material.........

Answer 3

well maybe some eggs and toast?

sounds good to me!

then again im g*y! haha

thanks for the laugh!

good luck!

Answer 4

well, ive been in the same type of situation. Here's what you do..... GET YOUR BUDDY TO NAWL IT OFF WITH HIS BRACES!