Mum thinks been up to sexual things with my bf, i fell in a wet bush. how do i convince her i wasnt?

Question

Mum thinks been up to sexual things with my bf, i fell in a wet bush. how do i convince her i wasnt?

Answer 1

LOL you mean your bush was wet? We don't have enough information and maybe we shouldn't have anymore.

Answer 2

tell her that you fell into a wet bush and promise her you would never do any of that. Tell her the whole story that happened. And if she still doesn't believe you say "Trust me Mom. I promise wouldn't do things like that!"

Answer 3

Just tell her that you like wet bushes more than firm sticks.

No need to be ashamed about your gardening preferances.

...HAHA.

Answer 4

What kind of question is this?

Just because your body is wet doesn't mean you had s*x.

Don't be an idiot... but apparently it runs in the family.

Answer 5

look her in the eyes and tell her the truth. if she dowsn't belive you then its her prolen ot yours.

tell her to give you "the talk" if it makes her feel better.

never lose your cool and stay calm at all time no matter what.

Answer 6

=)) that's funny! Push your mother in a bush and acuse her to! She'll belive you >:)