Mums final part bet i bought back memories with these?

Question

Going Out:

1st baby: The first time you leave your baby with a sitter, you call

home five times.

2nd baby: Just before you walk out the door, you remember to leave a

number where you can be reached.

3rd baby: You leave instructions for the sitter to call only if she sees

blood.

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At Home:

1st baby: You spend a good bit of every day just gazing at the baby.

2nd baby: You spend a bit of everyday watching to be sure your older

child isn't squeezing, poking, or hitting the baby.

3rd baby: You spend a little bit of every day hiding from the children.

______________________________________...

Swallowing Coins:

1st child: When first child swallows a coin, you rush the child to the

hospital and demand x-rays.

2nd child: When second child swallows a coin, you carefully watch for

the coin to pass.

3rd child: When third child swallows a coin you deduct it from his

allowance!

Answer 1

LOL and by the 6th kid, you never get to go out because you can't afford a sitter, spend a good bit of time counting the children to make sure they are all accounted for, and as for the coin thing?? HA who has spare change with 6 kids around!!!!

Answer 2

your so right.i agree with you LOL

Answer 3

lol

Answer 4

This is great. So funny.

Answer 5

haha

Answer 6

these are cute