My 2 cats are fighting today (rare)/if one of them has a demon, how do I cast it out? ?

Question

My 2 cats are fighting today (rare)/if one of them has a demon, how do I cast it out? ?

Answer 1

It is possible they have another cat's or animal's scent on one of them, so they must be washed thoroughly.

If that does not work, lock them in a room and play for the rest of the night the Barney theme song, "I love you, you love me...."

The demons will flee.  It is true this method was also used at Guantanamo...

Answer 2

Beat it with a stick.

Answer 3

Christians used to dunk women accused of demon possession underwater, if they drowned then they were possessed, if they survived then they were expunged of the demon.

Do you have a bath tub?

Answer 4

hahaha. umm im an amature canine exorcist. haha jk good luck? this isnt a serious ? right??

Answer 5

They're just in heat. Leave them alone.

Answer 6

Tell it to get out. End of story.

Answer 7

Ask Jessica Simpson, she's a cat and chicken expert

Answer 8

YOU WILL NOT CAST OUT ANYTHING, BECAUSE THEY  HAVE NO SUCH THING PROF FRUITCAKE!

Answer 9

Just because they're acting uptight or fighting does NOT mean they're being possessed or have a demon.

I'm sorry, but what a stupid assumption.  

Answer 10

You can't. Some cats are just evil and always will be. Sorry. I hope you and your devil cat can work out a compromise for the other cats sake.

Answer 11

Look into the cats eyes and say, Shoo, Shoo, and run.

Answer 12

By the scruff of the neck.

Answer 13

I see that one of them has been possesed by the basemant cat... scary!!!

Answer 14

Can't one of them just be having a bad day?

Give them a break -- why are you going to such extremes?

Answer 15

Wow.

Intolerant much?

Answer 16

Not sure, but don't try sprinkling them with holy water. That really irritates them.  Just a regular squirt bottle with tap water should do the trick.

Answer 17

don't worry, all cats have demons inside.

Answer 18

Call a priest to perform an exorcism.

Answer 19

in reality I don't think demons piggyback on animals but I KNOW they do on people ,and we already know domestic animals are greatly influenced by humans   hhhhhmmmmmmm

Answer 20

I wonder how many mph this question flew over Tori's head. . . .

Answer 21

Demons in cats demand tuna to leave your poor kitties alone. So, get yourself some Star Kist tuna and a can opener. They should be ok after a half hour of eating.

Answer 22

turpentine and a match should do it

;)

Answer 23

Squirt bottle.

Answer 24

tell them that there is plenty of you to go around.

Answer 25

Throw the cat in a bath of luke warm water, yes that should do it!

Answer 26

"Prof. Fruitcake", how well named.

I'm trying to think whether it was Lewis Carroll or Edward Lear who prescribed a medicine spoonful of ink.  Sounds like a good idea to me

Answer 27

"Demon"??

In a Kitty???

Send it home to ME!

Answer 28

Ask THE emperor Lime Kitty to help you out. Probably one of them is an infidel.

Answer 29

Wow... seriously? This is your very first assumption?

People like you are the reason I'm no longer religious.

They're cats. They're in heat. They decided to do something new today. They're fighting over the last Pop-Tart. They're practicing for UFC tryouts.

Any of those would have made more sense. (And would be more funny.)

Answer 30

Why do you think it has a demon? Well, think clearly and reasonably. First you have to take it to a vet and have him examine the cat. The cause may be clearly scientific, for example a pain in the back.

IF you think there's a demon inside your cat, go to a priest. If you 're not Christian consult a person that knows how to cast it out, a knowledgeable witch should do. But don't seek advice here. Find someone that you trust to take advice from. Random people can tell you c**p and end up nowhere.

But remember, first go to the vet.