My Friends Hummer won't start?

Question

It is just spitting out fumes. We are going to keep trying, any suggestions?

Answer 1

look at all the money he will save Hang it on the clothes line. Permantelly park it at hortons and  visit it every day

Answer 2

you didn't try to run it on that girlie man fuel, E85?

a REAL car needs REAL GAS.

check under the hood. did an enviroMENTAList loon job sabotage your ride?

the freak circus has been known to do this.

mainly because they're pirus and honda's would get totaled by such a man car and you wouldn't even know you hit them.

kinda like hittng a speed bump.

good luck, i hope you get it started soon.

i'm going to go 4 wheeling now and enjoy natures beauty.

Answer 3

dude did fuel it up????

Answer 4

make it into a garden feature.

maybe with a fountain, some flowers, or as a patio table.

Answer 5

Uh, throw it in the river and get a real car?

Answer 6

Guess it doesn't like tofu

http://www.slate.com/id/2147657/

H3 ad -

guy feels wimpy because another guy saw him buying tofu, so he dashes out and buys a Hummer to feel better about himself. The tag line of the ad is "Restore your manhood."

I can understand why you need to ask for your "friend"

(but I thought the point of these things is you don't have any freinds, so need to protect yourself from everyone else)

Answer 7

Oh man, don't ask a question about the Hummer in the Environment section.  Very bad idea.  Stick to the Cars section.

Answer 8

Athiests....Here is your proof that there is a God.

Answer 9

good

Answer 10

Get rid of friend if he requires a driveway p***s for stature.

Answer 11

I recommend that you first check the fuel filters to make certain that they are not clogged.

Next, I recommend that you check the  timing on the fuel injection.

Also I recommend that you check the fuel injector pump itself to make certain that it will produce adequate pressure and has adequate output.

.

Answer 12

THATS IMPOSSIBLE LIZ. YOU DONT HAVE ANY FRIENDS!

                     HAHAHA MESS WITH VEGANS HOE!

                                  KISSKISS

                                  HBIC

Answer 13

God won't let it start because it pollutes his Earth. . .