My Girlfriend reckons i stink of Diesel, Chips and Brown Ale. Is it time to move on do you think?

Question

My Girlfriend reckons i stink of Diesel, Chips and Brown Ale. Is it time to move on do you think?

Answer 1

Time for a bath/shower I think ! Try using some aftershave too.

Answer 2

bottle it, and sell it, and call it Manstink (sounds good to me..)

Answer 3

Yes you should, to the showers.

Answer 4

Move in the direction of the bath and toothpaste!

Answer 5

Would you move on if she smelt of crab paste, malibu and cheap hairspray?? Would she be a 10 pinter then?? Are you a 10 pinter....I would say so!! I bet you scratch your crotch whist talking to a stranger!! If thats how you want to live then go for it. Tell your girl if shes trying to make you change! Tell her to give it up and stop wasting energy she could spend finding a clean man. And you can get cracking with your 10 pints!

Answer 6

If she can't appreciate the smell of a real man then I think you should find pastures new.

The Goat

Answer 7

Maybe so.

Answer 8

its time to take a shower. Dont forget to wash behind your ears

Answer 9

Maybe you could just get washed??

Answer 10

No - fight back - tell her she smells of Grimsby and three day old cod.

That should work nicely - order restored

Answer 11

Maybe it is time to examine your personal hygene habits...time to shower, brush your teeth and not drink alcohol or eat chips before a date.

Answer 12

Your girlfriend only 'reckons' you stink of diesel, chips and brown ale. Does she have any hard evidence to back up her theory?

Tell her to f**k off and find a wimp if she wants to smell Chanel Allure, caviar and Cava! By the way, what part of the world are you from? It might be a cultural thing!!

Answer 13

That is exactly what a real man should smell like. What's her problem?

Answer 14

I don't know about you moving on, she should. A woman deserves to have a man who cares enough about her to clean up before being with her. I wouldn't put up with a man who stinks like you, it's not s**y it's a big put off.

Answer 15

Well lets see. What do you do for a living? If it is related you, should find the soap and water.

Answer 16

thats one manly scent

Answer 17

time for a good wash

Answer 18

Depends, does she like that kind of thing? Some women do.

Answer 19

Time to clean your teeth and get a shower.  Keep the girlfriend.

Answer 20

tell her REAL MEN smell like diesel and beer. The chips are a bonus for her!!!

Answer 21

i can smell it too

Answer 22

I think she should accept you for what you are, there are people far worse than you. If she doesn't, she has to go. You'll have a new girl friend who appreciates the aroma, which is a bit like a breaker's yard, within 24 hours only make sure she smells worse than you, then she won't have any grounds for complaint.

If it works out this way, don't invite me around for dinner. I'll send a polite refusal.

Answer 23

Tell her she smells like a rancid sack of fish!

Answer 24

no,dont move on, you'll never get another girlfriend. The best solution would be to try and make her smell the same without her realising, unfortunatley i dont know how you'd go about this,,,but if you both smell of the same thing it kind of cancels it out,,like if 2 people eat garlic and then snog, they dont notice it.