My Husband makes me wear a skimpy maid's outfit and wait on him and his friends when they watch the rugby?

Question

when is this world cup thing going to be over !! seriously?

Answer 1

How degrading. He is an a**. Why do you do what he tells you to do?

Answer 2

if you're going to indukge his fntasies perhaps you should insist that your husband and his mates wear something that excites you too. You wont mind as much then - you might even want the cup thing to go on longer!

Answer 3

you must be totally mad doing this.. i would never dream of even think of getting my wife to do anything like this i have too much respect for her, sounds like your old git has no respect for you ... dump him

Answer 4

October 20th is the final

is your marriage worth lasting that long?  i bet if you start coming onto his friends he wouldn't make you do it anymore.  or start slipping some x-lax in the brownies so they get diarrhea.  

But here are the real rules of rugby world cup watching:

DEAR wives/ girlfriends or boyfriends/ husbands of rugby players/ fans:

1. From 7 Sept to 20 October 2007, you should read the sports section of the newspaper so that you are aware of what is going on regarding the World Cup, and that way you will be able to join in the conversations. If you fail to do this, then you will be looked at in a bad way, or you will be totally ignored. DO NOT complain about not receiving any attention.

2. During the World Cup, the television is mine, the VCR and DVD are all mine, at all times, without any exceptions. If you even take a glimpse of the remote control, you will lose it (your eye).

3. If you have to pass by in front of the TV during a game, I don't mind, as long as you do it crawling on the floor and withoutdistracting me. If you decide to stand nude in front of the TV, make sure you put clothes on right after because if you catch a cold, I won't have time to take you to the doctor or look after you during the World Cup month.

4. During the games I will be blind, deaf and mute, unless I require a refill of my drink or something to eat. You are out of your mind if you expect me to listen to you, open the door, answer the telephone, or pick up the baby that just fell from the second floor....it won't happen.

5. It would be a good idea for you to keep at least 2 six packs in the fridge at all times, as well as plenty of things to nibble on, and please do not make any funny faces to my friends when they come over to watch the games. In return, you will be allowed to use the TV between 12pm and 3pm, unless they replay a good game that I missed during the day.  

6. Please, please, please!! If you see me upset because one of my teams is losing, DO NOT say "get over it, it's only a game", or "don't worry, they'll win next time". If you say these things, you will only make me angrier and I will love you less. Remember, you will never ever know more about rugby than me and your so called "words of encouragement" will only lead to a break up or divorce.

7. You are welcome to sit with me to watch one game and you can talk to me during halftime but only when the commercials are on, and only if the halftime score is pleasing me. In addition, please note I am saying "one" game, hence do not use the World Cup as a nice cheesy excuse to "spend time together".

8. The replays of the tries are very important. I don't care if I have seen them or I haven't seen them, I want to see them again. Many times, and record them.

9. Tell your friends NOT to have any babies, or any other child related parties or gatherings that requires my attendance because: a) I will not go, b) I will not go, and c) I will not go.

10. But, if a friend of mine invites us to his house on a Sunday to watch a game, we will be there in a flash.

11. The daily World Cup highlights show on TV every night is just as important as the games themselves. Do not even think about saying "but you have already seen this...why don't you change the channel to something we can all watch??", the reply will be: "Refer to Rule 2 of this list".

12. And finally, please save your expressions such as "Thank goodness the World Cup is only every 4 years". I am immune to these words, because after this comes the 2011World Cup, etc etc.

Thank you for your cooperation.

Answer 5

Yes, but does he give you the high-hard one after his mates go home? If so what are you griping about?

Answer 6

excellent, can we come over???

Answer 7

And...............wots the prob? no pleasing these females these days!

Answer 8

More fool you Gina for going along with this fantasy from your husband ..

Tell the guy you are not some plaything for him and his mates enjoyment and go visit a friend or someone like mum for the rest of the world cup ..

Answer 9

How terrible and degrading!!!  Too bad one of us can't be in your body for a day, he'd be told where to go in many more ways than one!--and never do that again....he'll be scared to!

Answer 10

Once one ends the next world  cup starts. Sorry, ur screwed.

Answer 11

Do you want another job?  I need someone on Saturday's for college football.  The skimpy maid outfit is just a bonus if your hot!  If your not, put on a halloween costume.

Answer 12

Nobody can MAKE you do this...get a backbone and say NO.

Answer 13

well you just keep up the good work lady and quit bickering.

Answer 14

I have a feeling that this is a question that was deliberately composed for the entertainment of the reactions the questioner gets.  Dont believe it, frankly.  However at the off-chance that this is a serious question.......get a back bone for heaven's sake and refuse.

Answer 15

You ought to tell him to kiss your a**.  He must be a r****d, and you shouldn't let him treat you that way.