My Limerick See what you think?

Question

There was once a blind man called Dale

Who couldn't read without braille

Whilst reading one day

He felt the wrong way

Self abused and got 8 months in jail.

Answer 1

Ha ha!  Still can't quite beat my favourite though:

There once was a man from Nantucket

Whose c**k was so long he could suck it

As he came down his chin,

He said with a grin,

'If my ear were a c***t, I could f**k it!'

I think it's the perfect combination of wit and foul language, and because I have a posh English accent, it's unexpected when I recite it.