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My Mailman has offered to fill my box up..........?

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But i dont like junk mail, how can i tell him politely i am kinky.........x

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Tell him you want male junk, not junk mail. Greet him in leather - works every time.
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put on your pretty robe with nothing underneath and he will get hint
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tell him you only take deliveries in the rear....
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ok, now you have plenty of options with your mail man, what does the Milk man will offer?
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...applying to UPS today
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leave your panties by the mail box with a little kinky note!!
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Just look as you do now and sing:

"Hey big spender..spend a little time with me....dah, dah, dah, dah," Oomph with your hip and use your index finger to say "follow me Big Guy".

I'll show you how to deliver mail/male/female
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tell him u just got a new dog
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Tell him you like Apples
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make sure he uses a french letter.
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If it were a milkman, I am sure he would not have made such an offer, after seeing your avatar. Is there any use gifting a pot to a pot maker?
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Tell Him you only accept Special Delivery
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Tell Him You only like the UPS Man's package Deliveries.
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just tell him to leave his junk in the trunk
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Just answer you door naked!!!! He will know what box you want filled!!!
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tell him you prefer l*****g your own stamp
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Lol I cant think of anything clever enough for this one!
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I like Missy's answer too.

Dang, now I wish I was a mailman.  Possibly I can find a costume to rent.
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tell em u only take certified mail
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Wait by your mailbox then show him your special prepared 'Box' ask him; "Hey, Do You Know How to Stuff This Box?"
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Its Sounds A Bit Cheesy but ask him in for a drink or ask him out on a date it should work if you can wake up early enough! or just grab him in AND YOU GET THE PICTURE!!!
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Start by asking him to show you how he licks envelopes. Love honey
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show him your flower, if he looks for more than 3 seconds you don't have to say anything
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wear some condoms for ear rings
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