My Mom is always bothering me for a concrete answer to this question?

Question

ok now don't laugh....when a man is riding a bike where do his er man parts go? Serious answers only please!

Answer 1

The Scotum allows the testicles to move and so they just find a place out of the way of the body. The p***s just pokes forward. And if the scotum and testicles get "SQUAWSHED", I just stand up, reach in and pull "everything" forward, sit down on the seat, and hope none of "the boys" fall out my short's leghole! Hey we're males-deal with it, we do.

Answer 2

my testicles and p***s is in front of the seat, between my legs, they don't come in contact with the seat

Answer 3

theres no holder or anything lol, but on a serious note they just .... sit down on the saddle with you

if you understand, by the way men dont always think about where their bits are as long as its comfortable

daveman

Answer 4

Guys: I think she meant if it hurts,  she thinks you kinda sit on it when riding.

Answer 5

well duh flat

Answer 6

They ride on the seat between his legs.

Answer 7

rofl..  well sit on one and find out.. theres not a holder for em..

Cheers!

(if riding wear a cup or jockstrap for dirtbike riding or moutain bikeing.)

Cheers!

Answer 8

well his "parts" lol sit on the seat as well!

Answer 9

between your legs its not rocket science love, tell your mum

Answer 10

Either to the left or to the right, or both (when you are pedaling!)  You don't sit on them when riding a bike, they are usualy up and out of the way.

Answer 11

The p***s would rest on the sack and the sack lays gracefully and confidently on the seat.

Answer 12

with some guys they might rest on the seat or be in the very front of the seat it all depends on how the guy is sitting