My Mother walked in on me masturbating - what now?

Question

The most embarrassing thing possible happened to me yesterday.I was in my room masturbating.I have a poster of Megan Fox against my door so I usually put a pillow on the floor and sit on my knees facing the poster.Just as I was about to ejaculate my mother must have opened the door.The problem is I usually close my eyes when I o****m and I didn't hear the door go open.So after I ejaculated I opened my eyes and got the fright of my life.My mom was standing there with the "deer in the headlights" look on her face and what's worse is some of the ejaculate shot against her leg.She walked out again and I was so nervous I didn't know what to do.We haven't spoken since.What to I have to do now?Should I go apologise?

Answer 1

omg..haha thats hilarious for her. i could see that happening in a movie. (no offense in any way) and hella sad for you. i would DIE, even though im a girl. anyways. first of all, why didnt you lock your door? second of all, DONT appologize for something that is natural. third of all, just, go up to her and act like nothing happened, like if she makes you dinner, say thanks or ask her if you can go out with your friends. avoiding her will just make it more awkward.

Answer 2

HAHAHAHA. No just ask her that you would like a year subscription for Play Boy Magazine or Pent House.

That is funny as Fu_k

Answer 3

Just forget about it, but start locking your door.

Answer 4

no she should have knocked im sure she does it to so bring that to her attention if she wants to have a talk w u  

Answer 5

that'll learn her to walk in your without knocking she needs to get some respect for your privacy and now she hopefully she will

Answer 6

HA HA HA HA HA ! AHA HA HA HA HA HA ! OOOOWWWEE ! HA HA HA . Everybody knows that masturbating is wrong but if you must try using the bathroom, it has expected privacy and the clean up is easy.

Answer 7

heads up man! you didn't do anything wrong! walk right up to her and say "Mom would you please knock before coming in my room from now on?" "thanks" and turn around and walk away.

believe me she doesn't want to see you like that again...

Answer 8

that is disgusting...........masturbation is wrong.

Answer 9

I don't think you should apologize because you did it in the privacy of your own room. Just wait until she feels comfortable enough to talk to you.

Answer 10

if she doesn't say anything i wouldn't.

Answer 11

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

That made me laugh alot.

Umm try and talk to her about it?

She knows its normal for boys.

Answer 12

wow um let a couple of days pass then apologize...

Answer 13

do it in the shower next time

lol

Answer 14

Just Wait A While But She Knows Its Normal And Its Not A Bad Thing Everyone Does It But Eventually You Should Talk About It Trust Me Its Not The Best Experience But At Least You Both Understand Its A Natural Thing.