My Pet Chicken's been playing up?

Question

lately...he's usually quite well behaved and inoffensive but last weekend he was really moody and looked like he wanted to be brawling with the other chickens for the lady hens attentions. How would you sort out such a rowdy p****r?

Answer 1

Ok for one thing you post your question in the wrong one. And another thing... cook your chicken and call it a night lol

Answer 2

Well....that is a dilema.  You need to keep an extra close eye on that p****r before it tears out the entrails of the chicks.  I would deep fry his chicken balls.

Answer 3

choke it!

Answer 4

give him his woman.