My Scottish Friend is coming to visit

Question

and I was wondering where I can buy Tartan paint to paint his room?

Answer 1

At the Scottish Mall.

Also; Pick up some bagpipes and whiskey while you're there.

Answer 2

I was going to say "your hilarious", but you actually aren't.

Answer 3

well ye need tae hike up ben nevis, this

is the only place you can get it, wee archy

macdonald is the only guy to make to make

it, just tell him i sent ye you may get it half price

Answer 4

Careful! - If you paint the wrong tartan it's deadly insult.

Answer 5

Just act normal. You will both be happier for it.

Answer 6

can i have a translator Im out of the plot i tell you, *what did Scotch M just say*????????

Answer 7

lol!

Crazy American...!

Answer 8

There ye go.

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