My Turkey Theory . Tell me what you think?

Question

Turkeys are from Mars. and are also 21,943,475 years ahead of us, and way more intellegent.

They just act like dumbos.

They flew here millions of years ago. and have a giant robot turkey hid under the earth just like in "War of the Worlds".

They are planning an attack on all of humanity.

And In the end ,

they are all going to morph into giant turkeys, and their thingies in their throats will morph into nuclear warfare.

They will use these bombs to scare us into living like they did .

and they will keep us alive all year. feeding us fish food. until Christmas and Thanksgiving, where each year they slowly kill us off .

Tell me if I made any mistakes,

or give me your on story on how you think turkeys will take over all of the universe.

Answer 1

you are so silly...

Answer 2

You may be on to something.  I just don't like the way turkeys look at us... all sneaky, like they have something evil on their little turkey minds.  And I would never trust a turkey.  Name me one person who has been able to rely on a turkey.  You can't ask them to hold your wallet for you or guard the front door.  Yes, they are up to something and they must be stopped before it's too late!

Answer 3

You either have too much time on your hands or you're wanting those 2 points for something. Good grief that was a wasted read.