My alcoholic fish verbally abuses me infront of me cat?

Question

what do i do? i need serious help here

Answer 1

I think people who have to deal with abuse in real life will not find your post funny or cute at all.

Abuse is a terrible thing.... and unfortunately it affects a lot of  innocent people, mainly kids.

Hope you grow up soon. What is funny for you may not be funny for others.

Answer 2

I abuse my alcoholic husband in front of my dogs LOL

Answer 3

Flush him.

Answer 4

show them the cat in the hat movie.. or read it to them.

Answer 5

feed the fish to the cat!

Answer 6

Don't flush the fish- flush the lighter and the little glass pipe. lol

Answer 7

get some serious therapy

Answer 8

Get the cat to eat the fish. Then, buy a turtle. THey are wayyyy nicer

Answer 9

HAHAHA....you are funny = )

Answer 10

If you take enough Vitamin C, you'll bring yourself down off the acid.

Answer 11

this is actually quite funny

Answer 12

I agree, flush it.

Answer 13

grow up and leave this site for REAL questions

Answer 14

Let the cat have at em..............Problem solved

Answer 15

put the pot pipe down or pass that to me cause i think u smoked to much already!

Answer 16

Shove a hook up his butt and throw him into the water to catch a bigger fish.

Answer 17

this is funny!!!!

its ok hun...go ahead and drink some more....h**l give some to the fish,and the cat...

if you want really serious help...like u said....flush the fish and throw the cat outside until u get off your high!

Answer 18

I feel for ya....ask Geppetto, he'll know what to do. Remember though, if you tell lies you can't grow up to be a real boy.  

Answer 19

sit down with the fish and tell him (not in front of the can) how you feel; if the fish is not willing to dry up(therapy) you need to see how the cat is feeling for any cat that is aware of the cat's behavior (sees it and hears it) will develop many issues as the cat gets older.  Take the cat's feelings into consideration for living is such an abusive enviornment will not be of benefit even if you think that living with your fish(a family is best) is bette for you cat (gives them a sense of security) it only destroy's the cat's sense of being.  Put yourself in the cat's place. seeing your alcholic fish abuse the one (cat) loves so much.  Take the best step possible for you and you hurting cat--they don't know how to say he or she is feeling when (it) sees the abuse.  

Answer 20

Probably because you are not the brightest light bulb at Home Depot !

Plus why is your silly question on Marriage and Divorce ?

Answer 21

Put your boxing gloves on...  Put the smack down.  Don't be afraid to get a little rough, he deserves it.  You don't want your p***y losing respect for you.

Answer 22

First, change the fluid in the tank to just water.  Second, turn the volume down on the fish.  Third, put earmuffs on the cat.  Fourth, seek group therapy. LOL!

Answer 23

Pour anti-freeze in the tank

Answer 24

flush the little bugger down the toilet.