My aunty Anne passed away as a virgin at 97 years old?

Question

Can i volunteer her for the Islamic Martyr 72 virgin programme.

Answer 1

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Answer 2

Wow - 97. I  don't know if they allow retrospective applications.

Ann Catacombs - What a ghastly thought ! (just thought I'd go with the spellchecker as it seemed more fun)

Answer 3

Don't worry.  They're busy cloning Ann Widdecombe.  (The spell checker wanted to make that "decomposable")

Answer 4

I don't know what to make of this question.    The 72 virgin is a description as to how heaven will be.  

Answer 5

Before you submit the necessary documents to the Imams, please be sure she fulfills all the requirements. They are especially strict about these things, as is fitting, for each virgin has to please a specific companion who might come from any walk of life, maybe the lowest pork abuser to perhaps the most righteous of long-bearded muttawa, whoever is comparable in age. She must have been not only chaste and untouched with an unbroken hymen, but also voluptuous with "large, round b*****s that (were) not inclined to hang," "hairless except for the eyebrows and head," and no less than 27.5 meters tall! Clearly, they have to be selective, but so few have qualified for the Houri program that I wouldn't be surprised if not a small number of lonely adherents in the afterlife are whipping themselves with canes for their gullibility and earthly discrimination.

Beijos!

Answer 6

That makes me sad.

Answer 7

Women of that era didn't blab about such things even if she wasn't a virgin.... they were ladies.

And even if she was.... maybe she was just smart.  A woman ahead of her time....who says a woman has to have a man in her life to be happy?

Answer 8

I had an Aunt like that I think she was around the 95....jeez how did they do it?!?!

TBH she was a miserable old boot!!!!!  lmao

Answer 9

you could try !

Answer 10

Serious? Aw, I am sad.

Sorry, I don't want to talk about s*x life at this moment.

Answer 11

hahhahaha. wtf?

Answer 12

No one dies a virgin, life screws all of us.

Answer 13

You would have some dirty murdering B.......! ruin her after she avoided all and sundry in this life???

WOW!!!!!

Good thing that's not possible , GOD REST HER SOUL!!!!

Answer 14

No she didn't old chap. I saw to that back in '57. What a little minx.

Answer 15

if so, she will be rockin' that sh*t.  hopefully, her walker with the little pouch (t.v. guide holder) won't get in the way.  hope she takes off her medic alert alarm button necklace first, tho.