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My b/f had a deep massage from a school which hurt and now his "member" is black & blue and swollen. Why?

by Guest59148  |  earlier

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He drove a friend to massage class. At the school, my b/fended

up getting a deep tissue massage (elbows, deep kneeding, etc). He

said it hurt and afterward his "member" became black and blue and

swollen. He is thinking of going to the doctor's office tomorrow. What

could this be? Please no rude jokes.

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  1. Someone is lieing to you! Thats all I will say.  


  2. Can't help but laugh.

    Somethings missing out of this story he told you!

  3. Let's add some professionalism to the mix.

    I don't care how he came about this problem, the doctor will need to know, but it may have nothing to do with the massage or maybe he is lying, but the most important thing here is: HE NEEDS to see a DOCTOR soon!!  That is not normal under healthy conditions.

  4. uhmm honey...I think he's lying to you..

  5. What is this doing in the Hockey section?

  6. Why was his "member" being massaged? Are we sure he "drove his friend to school", or did he give the friend shift stick lessons...

  7. ~~What Are You Suggesting?~~  

  8. was this "friend" a woman?

  9. No rude jokes here...sounds like it was more then a deep tissue massage. There are many places like this and there is nothing funny about it. Yes I would recommend he see a doctor right away.

  10. Are you kidding me, what is with all these stupid questions!


  11. Besides the usual once over by the Dr.....might I also suggest an injection of penicillin??

  12. haha hockey

    are you sure it was from a message?  they dont go near your member at all.  Maybe he was cheating on you.  jsut a thought, dont mean to scare you

    it is possible for a male to "break" his "member."  if a female is on top and comes down on it wrong it can bend it and break the blood vessles in the shaft

    He should come clean and definitely see a doctor

  13. Not too sure how a massage would affect his "member" if it were untouched, but I would deff get him to the doctor..

  14. Maybe his massage therapist was Chris Pronger and it spat at him and Pronger tuned it up.

  15. NO MORE HAPPY ENDINGS!!

  16. Sounds like he stubbed it......

  17. I dont see how his "member" would be black and blue...

    Unless they were deep kneading it...

    Strange, but interesting...


  18. I think you may want to ask his "friend"...It sounds like those two boys play a little rough, doesn't it?

  19. Wrong section, my friend.

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