My beloved Scottish: what should one watch for when associating with English guys?

Question

Please entertain me, I'm trying to compare your thoughts with my conclusions.

Answer 1

im answering just to offer a little variation....hehe

Answer 2

@ giggs...hahahahahah...i think this is the first time that i have ever agreed with anything you said mate!! lmfao!..ok that hurt me head! i wont be doing it again ! ;P

Answer 3

youve gotta watch he doesnt beat you(you being a girl) up when his team gets beat! or try

Answer 4

my advice is don't sell yourself short, the majority of english guys are wankers when it comes to showing a girl a good time (they also have a miniature p***s syndrome disorder)now the scottish and the irish have one thing in common, you mightn't like it but you're gonna get it hard and fast and apparently you just keep coming back for more, on a more serious note we are also so much more better looking than the weedy pale insignificant farts that are englishmen.

Answer 5

Watch your purse/wallet, they will be off with it in a shot given half a chance

Answer 6

accents,theyve got the most annoying whiny voice in the world,i.e .Beckham,or look like apes,i.eRooney,stay with scotland im a honey

Answer 7

they got two ars*holes one in their jeans and one they talk out of

Answer 8

Small Gaelic minds and insignificant football teams don't worry us one bit.

Go ahead.  And wallow in your self pity.

Answer 9

I don't understand your question, can you rephrase it please?

Answer 10

  your samaras

nice bit of greek for you

Answer 11

haha i like both english and scottish guyz!

Answer 12

Firstly don't bother looking for their wallet, that is under lock and key.

In fact there is more chance of getting blood out of a stone than a pint from many English chaps.

Secondly, their humour, in a lot of cases, is neanderthalic, and Roy "Chubby" Brown seems to top their comedy chart.

And finally, a cousin of mine who has lived in England for all but 2 years of her life gave up trying to find a boyfriend who was English as, and to quote her from her wedding day last year:

"The sexuality of a stick".

So gather your own conclusions if you will.

Answer 13

Stay clear, they're bad people LOL

Answer 14

They think they know everything about everything. Actually, their patter is pihs. They are like your Unlce at a wedding who has to make a spectatcle of himself. You know who he is, you know everyone else knows who he is, but you hope no one makes the connection to you. THat is what Scots think of the English.

Answer 15

they are very hairy,use terrible language,dance with bells on their legs and drag their knuckles on the ground.and thats just the women.

Answer 16

OMG don't set them off!