My best friend is a rock how do i explain the birds and the bees to him?

Question

My best friend is a rock how do i explain the birds and the bees to him?

Answer 1

uhm okayy.

you show him birds and bees.

tell them they fly.

idkayy

Answer 2

TAKE THE ROCK OVER TO THE BIRDS AND SAY

FLY AWAY PETER

FLY AWAY PAUL

COME BACK PETER

COME BACK PAUL

(THEY WILL GET JEALOUS!)!

Answer 3

well you need to get new friends first of all, that way they wont get jealous if you have other friends... and you and there rock  can sill be buddy's though .......:]

Answer 4

I'm guessing that no one explained it to you.  If you haven't been taught s*x education in health class yet - you probably aren't old enough to be using this site.

Ask mommy and daddy.

Answer 5

can he hear? If so it should be easy but if not then I would get a bird and let it walk on the rock. as for the bee, give him honey and take him around flowers s he can hear the buzzzzz. :] good luck with your buddy lolzzzzzzzzzzz