My best guy friend..?

Question

my best guy friend is pretty awesome, but i promise you with with all my heart that it is strictly kept to a friendship.

he has these other friends and they are really .. out there.

they drink, do drugs, curse, the whole shabang.

i'm not into all that, and we're only freshmen.

so he's hanging out with these people tonight,

and lies to me saying it's just him and someone else.

i'm not really that mad at the lying part,

i'm mad because he felt like he didn't feel like he could tell me about his plans.

so do you guys have any comments on this?

10 points to the most interesting answer.

Answer 1

Well.... you should confront him and say you know he's been lying and just say you really have no idea why he wouldn't just tell you.

Answer 2

Is he white?  Cause when white guys get together and drink they get real g*y.  I think Chappelle did a bit on that once.  But he's not white.  And he has noooooo idea.  If he only knew the the extent of the real truth he wouldn't have been laughing about it in his bit.

Seriously, I won't let my friends in my house if they've been drinking.  I won't even let them know where I live, lest they show up after drinking.  Seriously, I'd wake up in the morning and walk out to find 2 of them passed out with their nuts tied together or something, all covered in shaving cream with my remote controls sticking out of... well, you get the idea.

Maybe that's what he's hiding.

Have you noticed an unnatural fear of remotes?  Maybe, he scratches his backside a lot, like it's been recently shaved in his sleep?  Do the town winos give him knowing winks, and little kissy face expressions?  These would be signs.