My bird says she wants to be wined dined and sixtynined, i can only afford two of these what will i do?

Question

My bird says she wants to be wined dined and sixtynined, i can only afford two of these what will i do?

Answer 1

69 eat for free lol

Answer 2

stop calling her a bird to start with, try calling her a young lady...

Answer 3

Unless you need to pay her for the 69........................

Answer 4

wined and 69ed I suspect.

Answer 5

That depends on the species of bird.  Personally, I find birds fowl.

Answer 6

69 MAY be cheaper.

Answer 7

Buy the wine and dine at 69.

Answer 8

The wining and dining should be the only two parts you have to pay for!

Answer 9

You may be able to save a little money by taking her to burger king and getting a cheap bottle of wine and then save even more by doing a 68- that's where she does you and you owe her one.

Answer 10

Wine and dine then go for a 68 (get her to go down on you and owe her one)

Answer 11

wine and dine then.

Answer 12

you should`nt have paid that much for the bird.. i`m sure there are much cheaper escorts out there...

but saying that does the sixtynine not come free with what you paid....

try getting a really g/f , they do it free

Answer 13

you can wine and dine her. The sixtyniner is free!

Answer 14

The third one's free anyway isn't it?

Answer 15

Take her to Snax (behind Burger King on Princess Street), then gie he a bottle of bucky.  Then take her to an Aiberdeen game - did they no stamp all over the jambos in '69?

Answer 16

It depends which two you can afford. I'd skip the middle one as the other two are much more fun as a combination.

Answer 17

wined and sixty nined.... dined will make her throw up! LOL  

the wine will also get her just drunk enough to want to.....

Answer 18

I'd give her a 69 wine from a very good vine. A 69 chinese from a very good cantonese and at my age you'll have more fun on the computer.

Answer 19

oh please.......... wine, dine and get her to pay for the sixty nine

Answer 20

Buy the wine and leave the dine,and then go on to the 69.

Answer 21

Get yourself another bird ......

Answer 22

Buy her a bag of crisps and a bottle of  babycham,now she has had  her champgne dinner,its time for the rest

Answer 23

you have to pay ur gf for 69, isnt that worrying you?

Answer 24

Try sixty first then nine after

Answer 25

Buy a bottle of wine....cook her dinner at home ...light a few candles and the sixty nine will take care of itself.

Answer 26

Get a bag of chips then giver her the 69

Answer 27

All 3 only 2 cost

Answer 28

Well, it sounds to me like she already has all she can eat and drink with one of those. Save your money for a breath mint for her.

Answer 29

.why are you wanting to 69 a bird? and if you gotta pay for 69ing your "bird" then she is the same one i saw on the street corner

Answer 30

have a romantic evening at home

buy her some flowers

then take it from there

Answer 31

The wine and the 69 cos u don t need to eat. u ll be too busy!