My boiler has just packed up and I need to shower. Can I come around your place and have one?

Question

If you have a nice soft towel it would save me bringing one. Do you drink tea at this time in the morning?

In return I will compose a sonnet to you and I might even sing it as well.

Answer 1

I love sonnets and if you need to shower, well, I don't live in England, but USA...too far. you should jump in the lake and bathe there. I drink tea with milk , but very rare, i like coffee.

Answer 2

haha ours has just packed up too, plumber on his way

Answer 3

Nope, I just cleaned the bathroom and nobody's allowed to use it!

Answer 4

yes, but no sonnet and no singing please.

Answer 5

if you clean your mess after it's ok

Answer 6

Yes, sure. I'm not entirely certain if the people at the homeless shelter will be happy that your using their water, though..

Answer 7

Well, yeah you can have a shower if you like, but forget the crappy song. You can clean the bathroom for me instead

Answer 8

Only if I can join you.  In the interests of water conservation, obviously.

Answer 9

Behave yourself "the boilers packed up" yeah right and i'm the queen of England why don't you just say the real reason you want to come around.....................................

My tea's good eh????

Answer 10

only if you are hot and i can join you in the shower.

Answer 11

kettles on

Answer 12

No, certainly not!! But you can send your girlfriend round...that will be ok...!

Answer 13

You've been here often enough to know the answers to those questions.

Yes and yes. I'm waiting here in the water for you, QQ.