My bonsai tree got urinated on, can I bring it back to life?

Question

My bonsai tree got urinated on, can I bring it back to life?

Answer 1

Bringing it back to life implies that it's already dead. If it's dead it CANNOT be brought back to life.

Answer 2

The pH has been made too low by the uric acid. Try adding f***s (fertilizer), which is very alkaline and will balance it out. Don't use f***s from a carnivore (e.g. cat), which also is not alkaline enough to be of use.

Answer 3

Hold the tree upsidedown and wash it off thoroughly, like in the shower.  The water will dilute the urine.

Then give the plant an intense watering to dilute the urine in the soil.

The urine itself won't kill the plant unless it was a hippopotomus that peed on the tree.

The person who recommended using f***s was pulling your leg; don't do that recommendation.