My boss farted in my face?

Question

my boss was angry at me and i was sitting at my desk and he was standing up yelling at me, i said "look im doing the best i can" then he turned around and kind of stuck his butt in my face and let out a massive f**t. I was stunned so i didnt say anything and he walked out and muttered that i have to "lift my game" what should i say or do about this? How would you have reacted?

Answer 1

When you see him again smash a rock against his head and tie him to a chair, then have a fat guy who just had bad Mexican Food f**t in his face until he gives you a raise

Answer 2

Omg!  Are you serious?

I would be offended and disgusted at his blatant lack of respect for his employees - he sounds like a complete a**ehole.  

Report him to senior management, and find another job.