My boy keeps getting picked on...?

Question

My son keeps getting picked on, teased and beat up in the schoolyard. (he is nine years old and his name is Perineum) He will not tell me exactly who is doing it. How can I get this to stop?

Answer 1

send him to Karate class and teach him to kick their butts.

Poor little Perineum. I can't imagine why any kids would pick on him.

Answer 2

if it is just one kick picking on him tell him to hit him right in the nose when you gets close to him that's what i did when i was Young and a kid in higher grade tried to do that to me he became my friend after i made him bleed and if it is a group of kids fight dirty kick in the nuts bit what ever it takes your son is the one that is going to have to stop this from happening

Answer 3

You needn't worry about poor little Perineum. He's been spending HOURS AND HOURS at this site.

http://forums.halomods.com/viewtopic.php...

Answer 4

tell him to show off his mean paper-folding skills to the kids.

they wont ever mess with him again.

Answer 5

I actually don't believe that any of the questions you ask are true questions.

Although your questions are private, they have been so outrageous that I remember them...like asking what a good name would be for a son that you are going to "raise g*y"- I guess you decided on Perineum.

Answer 6

Go up to the school one day and talk to his teacher about it (don't do it during class because it will embarrass your kid and they'll get suspicious) and ask the teacher to keep an eye on him and have the teacher break it up if he gets bullied. then have the teacher tell you which kid did it

Answer 7

You posted a question asking if you should name your kid Perineum. Not funny. Move on.

Answer 8

kidz tht make fun of other kidz are stupid...u should tell the princeapal & ur kid should stand up for himself, if tht doesnt work..well...dont worry he'll be alright!

Answer 9

Tell him if they do it again Heroin will kick the s**+* out of them - it should stop.

Good luck!!

Answer 10

ok if u are serious u need to talk to the teachers to find out who first then follow the little jerks home and kick the c**p out of the dad and tell the kid every time your kid gets picked on you are going to kick the c**p out of the dad if the dads to big get your wife to kick the c**p out of the wife if she's to big put you kid in karate and all 3 of you kick the c**p out of the brat before his parents get home

Answer 11

mayb he is asking annoying questions like his dad...he deserves it!

Answer 12

Get them some Ko Hoe Nays

at your local toy store.

Toy stores usuallly have b*lls of

every size, depending on what you are

looking for....

Answer 13

Poor lil' Perineum. I can only imagine his pain! Maybe you should let Slapetta handle the situation..she can whip their butt with her shoe.

Answer 14

maybe if you dress him like a boy....stop asking stupid questions