My boyfriend is asleep and im bored..what amusing thing can i do to him?

Question

go on!

give me something hilarious, and ill do it!!

Answer 1

You don't poke the bear.

Answer 2

but some cream on his hand and tickle his noes

Answer 3

Its got to be the old hand in warm water trick

Answer 4

ooh i know if u have matches stick em between his toes and light em it will be funny

Answer 5

shaving cream in his hand and rub his nose, ha ha ha

Answer 6

Shave off his eyebrows.

Put make-up on him.

Draw on him with Sharpie.

Deocorate him with canned spray cheese.

Answer 7

draw smiley faces all over him :)

Answer 8

Get your grandma to mount him!

Answer 9

if you have a dog put cake on your b friends face and leave the dog l**k it off  

Answer 10

stick two rizla on his eyebrows and set them alight, it doesnt hurt and he probably wont notice. he will just wake up with no eyebrows

Answer 11

Some random thoughts for you:

1) paint his nails

2) hand in warm water (mentioned earlier)

3) see how many newspapers and magazines you can balance on him before he wakes up

4) put a smelly pair of socks or underwear next to his nose

5) put clips or bobbles in his hair (if it's long enough)

6) pour some warm water (around body temerature so he doesn't wake up) on his boxer shorts (if wearing any) so that when he wakes up he thinks he's wet himself.

Have fun!

Answer 12

draw on his face (mostache etc) and make sure he avoids a mirror when he wakes up.

Answer 13

stick a Cheetos's up his noes