My boyfriend took a couple hits of weed last weekend..and now is getting drug tested on monday..help!?

Question

My boyfriend took a couple hits of weed last weekend..and now is getting drug tested on monday..help!?

Answer 1

Urine test?

just a couple of hits off a joint?

just over a week?

until monday, it's a detox diet, juice, fibre, vitamins, not fats. He should be on the toilet most of the time.

He may pass, unless they test his hair or fat cells.

Those b******s.

the worst thing about weed?

The masses contrived perception of it.

Answer 2

first tell him he's an idiot.  Then tell him to drink a lot of water.   Tons and tons of water.

Answer 3

depends how often he does this. and it depends on his immune system. it could last a good couple of days to leave his system. why would you want to be with someone who uses drugs? you need to change your life style and his.

maybe this will teach him a lesson.

Answer 4

He will fail.

Answer 5

What kind of help do you need?  A new boyfriend?  Why did he take a couple hits of weed if he is getting drug tested?  If this is for a job.....maybe the company would rather not hire people who smoke weed.  If I owned a company...that would be my policy.  Here's an idea for him:  advertise in the paper something like this:  "I smoke weed and I am looking for a good job. Please hire me."  Se how many terrific offers come rolling in.

Answer 6

Get a new boyfriend!!!

Answer 7

Ummm.. I Say  Dump Him!!

Answer 8

Drugs can stay in your system for months.  If it isn't found in his urine, it can be found in his blood.  If it isn't found in his blood, it can be found in his sweat.  If it isnt found in his sweat, it can be found in a strand of his hair.

Once you put that stuff in your system, there is no quick fix for getting it out.  

Ignore what everyone is saying about detox plans... they do not work.  

There is no way your boyfriend will pass on Monday.  If this is a scheduled test, he can admit to the testers BEFORE, I repeat .BEFORE. he takes the test, and they will go easier on him.

Depending on why he's being tested in the first place, confessing to having taken the drug can get him a couple of nights in jail... as opposed to lying and saying he was clean and then failing the test, which can land him in jail for months or longer.

Answer 9

The life of weed traces in the system testable in the urine is usually about 6 weeks.  The lifetime of breakdown products of the weed in the brain tissue is closer to 9 months.

Some people suggest drinking vinegar, or taking various medicines to mask the traces.  These do not work and are dangerous.  

Others try using dried urine and a whizzinator, or a concealed plastic bag of clean urine for the test.  These are not only dishonest, but the consequences of getting caught are far worse than failing the test.

Truly, it is a mistake to take a couple of hits to be sociable when it puts one at risk for 6 weeks every time...

Answer 10

Some of the best lessons learned are learned the hard way.  They aren't so easily forgotten.  Anyone that has a job knowing that they do drug tests deserves to get tested and fired if they do it.  Its just plain stupid

Answer 11

Tell him to get a cleansing kit, they are like 20 bucks.  It will remove most of the toxins.  If he is fat, he has a very high chance of not passing as THC attaches to fat in bodies.  If he is skinny, he is good to go.  Rid his body of the toxins by working out and drinking TONS of water.

Also, most drug tests only test for opiates and stuff which is very serious.  If he has any of that in his system, he is screwed (as well as dump the guy if he does that).

But with weed, he is just fine.  Hope that helps.

Edit: don't go to GNC, those kits dont work.  Go online and look up detox kits.  Those work.  And I agree, tell him he is an idiot to smoke before a drug test.

Ugh, I hate ignorant people.  The law says that it is NOT illegal to have THC in your system, but only to have possession of it and such.  He will NOT ever get in trouble for having it in his system.

Answer 12

There's nothing anyone on Yahoo Answers can do to help you and your boyfriend.

He is going to fail his drug test on Monday.

Answer 13

GNC. Its best to just go to GNC and be honest with them. They aren't the police and it happens all the time. Tell them that you need something that will detox you for an upcoming drug test. Stick to the directions, but DO IT NOW!!.. and pray for the best.... :) if its just  a few hits then it should be out in no time.. !

Answer 14

If he doesn't smoke every day, it will be out of his system in 3 days ad he will pass the test. If he smokes every day, then it can take 30 days to leave his system.

Answer 15

The pot needs at least 3 days to go through his system, and sometimes it can pick up longer.

As long as he has been clean for that long, he should be fine.

Pot isn't considered to be a huge problem, but if it's for a court or potential employers, it could be.

He should drink lots of water.

I've done it, and passed a drug test the very next week, so it really depends on the test and how thourough they are being.

Answer 16

Just say nope to dope!!!

Thank you "Saved by the Bell" I suggest you tell your boyfriend to watch that episode lol

Answer 17

Go to GNC and inquire...and that's all I'm saying...but it's fixable...

Answer 18

Man your boy friend will have to do a couple years in jail I suggest you get another shag mate.

Answer 19

Help...what---how----he is screwed. There's nothing he can do except start chugging water, cranberry juice and whatever c**p that GNC sells for "cleansing" for drug tests. That, and he can pray.

Or call in sick. But if he does, then they'll know for sure he's a stoner and he either wont get the job or will get fired.

DUHHHHHH!   Shoulda NOT smoked the doobage, kid.

Answer 20

yep, he will fail

Answer 21

detox his system....look it up online..if it was only a few hits and he hasnt done it since...he has a good chance of passing if he gets the right detox. its about 60 bucks but its the only thing that will work...FOLLOW THE DIRECTIONS!!!

Answer 22

theres this stuff i dont remember what is called but it will clear you system out in a couple of days. the last time i checked you can go to just about any pharmacy and get it. and after he takes it he may need to take monday off just to be safe

Answer 23

tell him to drink LOTS of water to wash out his system -i know people that have had hits the night before and this has worked for them.