My boyfriend wants to take me horse racing! I need help!?

Question

I've never even been on a horse in my life! The thought of having to race one scares me senseless! What should I tell him? How can I get through this? I don't want anyone to think I'm stupid!

Also, do I need special shoes or will my Espadrilles work?

Answer 1

Oh, you'd better stop eating now!  They weigh you in before each race.  I don't think you'll qualify unless you drop a few pounds.  That would be really embarrassing!

j-r

Answer 2

you will watch the races....my dear...

Answer 3

What does having to ride have anything to do with this ?

I do not know sorry ,,,,,,,



Just wear no shoes,, that way he will think ,,You have been around horse's awhile

Answer 4

The last time I went horse racing, I lost every time.  Those horses are really fast and I didn't win even though I ran as fast as I could.  I think I wore the right shoes but I think horses are faster because they have twice as many legs.

Giz

Answer 5

Horse Racing..... the sport of kings. What happens is you go there... and sip champagne and wear a magnificent hat and a beautiful summer frock.... and you select a horse in a race by reason that you like its name or it reminds you of your Aunt Zelda... you have your man place a wager on that horse using his money... and then you take his binoculars and watch a very short flamboyant little man wearing silk panties and a funny hat (and whip.. you'll like that part) ride that horse as fast as he can make it gallop.... until it loses.. You cheer anyway... and everybody has a wonderful time. Of course, if Aunt Zelda actually wins then you pocket the money.

Then you go home and have commiseration s*x ... pull out your jockey strap and whack that man of yours on the butt a few times.... playing "gi~gi" in the bedroom in memory of the day.

Sounds perfect to me. You don't even need to smell a horse.. let alone mount one. (If you wanted to you could always sneak around to the barn .... it's entirely up to you of course... just dont let anyone catch you at it)

Personally, I like wearing the frock part the mostest.

Answer 6

I'm not optimistic about this relationship.

If ur bf wants to do something, you say your scared, and you haven't done it before, and would he please explain to you just exactly what is going to be expected of you.

I would have thought you're just going to the track to watch professionals race the horses.

or is this just a troll?

Answer 7

i compete in show jumping, and i've been riding horses since i was 6. i know for a fact that if you've never even been on top of a horse before, and if you're worried about it, you probably won't enjoy actually racing on a horse. and i've never even heard of like just normal people getting on top of race thoroughbreds and racing around a track. i don't know if we're talking about the same thing, but my horse is a thoroughbred and i bought him off the race tracks in oklahoma, and sometimes when he gets really fast, like a full gallop, it even scares me and i've been around horses my whole life.

if you're worried about it, tell him that you don't want to race them, but you'll take a ride.

and don't worry, riding horses is fun! =)

Answer 8

"Horse Racing" is a metaphor for having sexual relations in a barn with several people of diminutive stature while wrapped in a lot of silk.

Espadrilles will work fine.

Answer 9

I think he want to take you to the track to bet on the horses. Are you a blond?

Answer 10

Don't worry it's easy just make sure to wear pants and any closed toe shoe u have!

then ask him to help u up he'll probably tell u how but if u don't know just put one foot in the sturip which is the thing hanging down and swing ur other leg over!

then hold the rains so there not to far away but ur not always pulling back then just kick ur legs a little and the horse will start going and if ur to scared to try this on ur own just tell him u need help don't tell him u've never ridden a horse b4!

don't worry u'll b fine!(please give me the best answer)