My boyfriends willy is stuck in a bottle please help!?

Question

I just got home and my boyfriends willy is stuck in a coca cola bottle. I want to call the hospital but he says no because its too embarrasing. How the h**l am I going to get it off?!

Answer 1

wow............ i didnt know the still made glass coke bottles.  i suppose if it is plastic, you could try to cut it off with a scissors.... very carefully....

btw, did you say a coke bottle???  i am so sorry honey.....

Answer 2

What the h**l was he doing,and how can his willy fit inside through a bottle opening?

Anyways put his willy in ice water,when he goes limp and recedes the bottle will come off.

Answer 3

Try peanut butter or some sort of lubricant.  Also, tell him that next time he should eff the aluminum cans instead of the bottles, they have a wider opening.

Answer 4

I expect he has gone limp already,so grease the top of the bottle and give him lots to drink,when he pees the pressure of the water and grease will hopefully push it out. Thats if you can stop laughing long enough.

Answer 5

I tried this. Mine doesn't fit.

u got a mini-man. You should take him and the bottle and get your 5cent deposit on the bottle. Sorry, they won't give you anything on your bf's very very little willy.  

Answer 6

Show him a picture of Davina McColl. The erection will quickly subside and just slide it out.

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Answer 7

hose him down in the shower with cold water..lots of cold water, then whack some vaseline on it, around the neck of the bottle!

good luck!

tell him not to do it again...randy git!

Answer 8

I hope you are joking but if not, then he has to go to the hospital.  They have seen it all before.  He could try a hot bath and some soap first if he really can't face it.

Answer 9

Very COLD WATER will shrink his willy...

Get out of there... You being around can only make matters worse.

LAST resort is chip the bottom of the bottle to let air in.

A very cold shower is best.  Its hard to do but it will shrink his willy fast !

Answer 10

Cold shower,

or

put him outside til it snows and it drops off

It must be so small,

It's not worth making a fuss over it

Answer 11

haha well the first thing i would be wondering is y its there is the first place lol. try soap or washing up liquid, it will help it to slip out lol.

Answer 12

Shake the bottle and the coke will produce gas, which will produce pressure to force out his p***s.

Answer 13

ROTFLMAOOOO!!!!

HAHAHAHA

Okie firstly he is a perv, secondly he has a small willy, thirdly use lubrificant or smash the bottle. Alternatively cut it open.

Answer 14

Have him dance around the living room sans clothing and it will pop off on its own.  

Answer 15

i had a friend that it happened to also. he got cold water on it. that helped him out.

Answer 16

get a little hammer and break the glass, he is a silly bloke what the heck is he playing at. make sure he dont get drunk and use a beer bottle. his willy must be a chipolata sausage.this isnt a wind up is it.

Answer 17

lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao

soap or something lmao

kinky b@Stard lol

Answer 18

Have you seen how small the neck of a coke bottle is? Best bet for all concerned is to get him to leave it on!.... Drill a hole in the end if he needs a wee.

Answer 19

Chop his willy off, he probably won't notice as it must be small if it fits in the neck of a cola bottle.

Get a boyfriend with a bigger willy next time.

Answer 20

Well, according to the Y/A thingy, it says this happened 11 hours ago.  I hope his p***s shrunk enough for the bottle come off. Actually, all you had to do was squeeze his p***s so the vacuum would release and he could slide it off.  My question is, "What was he doing having s*x with a bottle when he has a fine looking lady like you?"  

Is he British, by the way?

Answer 21

My p***s  thick for the coca cola bottle ,it's impossible

I guess.

Answer 22

Thank you first of all for making me laugh so much ... ive seen some weird and wonderful questions on YA! before, but this has just gone strait to number 1 !!!

WHAT was he doing putting his willy in a bottle anyway?

Oh dear, i think after youve sorted him out, dump him!

As others have said, try vaseline or soap, that should make it slide out, or otherwise smash it - good luck!

still LMAO ;-D

Answer 23

<-------- this pick should do it

Answer 24

Must be a small willy! If its a glass bottle just heat the bottle and the air will expand inside and hopefully....pop...heh presto ...out it comes....cannot believe i am answering this...i guess its a joke!!!

Answer 25

Coca cola bottle? he must have a small todger..

Glass melts at 1425 - 1600 °C so you could try that, but you'd fry his d**k. Hopefully you like them crispy.

Failing that, you should smash it, or lube it up. Does he have a *****? stop being s**y and wait for his ***** to go down, then simply pull it out.

Good luck.  

Answer 26

Go back out.  He was having enough fun experimenting to get himself in the position and he can get himself out of it.

Answer 27

LMAO!!!!...I wonder if it was something like this that inspired Jim Croce to sing Time in a Bottle.....  

Answer 28

If you have any WD-40, spray it around the opening and ease it out. Baby oil might work. Or margarine or butter or anything greasy or oily.  

Answer 29

Break the bottom of the bottle (carefully) as it`s probably the suction.

Answer 30

Ha, ha,  ha,  ha,  ha,  ha,  ha,  ha,  ha,  ha,  ha,  ha,  ha,  ha,  ha,  ha,  ha,  ha,  ha,  ha,  ha,  ha,  ha,  ha,  ha,  ha,  ha,  ha,  ha,  ha,  ha,  ha,  ha,  ha,  ha,  ha,  ha,  ha,  ha,  ha,  ha,  ha!

Is your boyfriend a pygmy? Or does he come from Lilliput?

I can't even stick most of my fingers into a coke bottle let alone my prodigiously long, thick, veiny... hold the phone!

Didn't you once tell me you were bisexual Ducky?

Take my advice: Do what I do and stick to girls! Sounds to me as if your boyfriend is half-way to a s*x change even as I type these words!

Answer 31

lol sorry but it is funny.  

OK seriously, I dunno but try a cold shower...make it smaller and maybe it will slip out. or try and slide something small down the side like a cotton bud. this will let air in and hopefully counter the suction created, allowing his p****r to slip right out.