My brother recently got ticketed for having a camel in queens

Question

with global warming and the price of fuel why wouldnt they let you keep a zero emishon vehicle

Answer 1

THE TICKET WAS FOR FAILING TO PICK UP THE CAMEL EMMISIONS LEFT ON THE SIDEWALK.....

Answer 2

I like you O.O

Answer 3

Lol, you're a funny f*cker.  Strange thing is, a similiar thing happened to me.  But I live in Australia so I was riding a Kangaroo- Gimpy I call him on account of his bung knee.  Anyway, I was riding Gimpy to work and I was pulled over by a cop.

The cop said "Excuse me son, what's all this then?"

I said "What's all this then?  Are you from a British cop TV show?"

He said "yes Gov'ner I am.  Now what's with the Kangaroo?"

I said "I am doing my bit for the environment.  Cars are murder."

He said, fair enough and let me go with a warning.  Crazy times we're living in, crazy times!

Answer 4

If you think camels are low emmision vehicles you have never been subjected to the great camel f**t!