My bush needs a trim.................?

Question

........the postman complains he can't get to my box. Should I get a tree surgeon in?

Answer 1

You should rip out your  bush. and Y!A should rip out this question.

Answer 2

No, i will trim it for free!

Answer 3

come on h***s thats naughty, stop copyin my questions ha ha xx.. do i want me to bring the garden sheers round

Answer 4

I'll come and trim it for you with my teeth.

Answer 5

yup for sure purchase some good trimmers and trim that bush honey!

Answer 6

That's OK because the postman only has a small package for you anyway. Hardly worth bothering with.

Answer 7

sounds to me like you need a chainsaw on your bush.

Answer 8

sure thing.... no1 likes a hairy bush

Answer 9

yea ofcourse sweety..!!

Answer 10

I think if you have enough confidence you should be able to cut it back your bush yourself. Just go easy because you can damage the more sensative inner parts. Shouldn' t require a tree surgeon.

If you don't feel confident doing it yourself I would recommend using a handyman who has experience with trimming bushes. He would be able to tell how much to cut back to make your box accessable - check his references. If he is good he would have the right tool for the job. If it is is a tall or deep bush he may have to use his pole trimmer. But his experience will allow him to determin what is needed for the job.

Answer 11

Just do away with the bush altogether! Much nicer!

Answer 12

I'll do it for free.

Answer 13

hahahahah!

Answer 14

too funny!

Answer 15

Get a "Brazilian" wax, the best voted by Men

Answer 16

I suggest you trim your bush love, give it a real could cut!!  Make sure you get all the stragglers, then your postman should be able to slip it in no problem...your mail that is....heehee

Answer 17

Just spread your legs open wider next time!

Answer 18

no 3 big lads and a wheelbarrow

Answer 19

or you could get out a pair of scissors?

Answer 20

Is this question a double entendre?

Answer 21

Im a postman and have never had a problem getting to your box,but my colleages agree, that your bush could do with a trim, french letters are easily delivered at your place  solely due to the well worn path there. thanks from us all at Royal Mail.

Answer 22

Umm...

That's either a great metaphore or a deceptively worded easy question.