My cat a member of a local gang. Should I do something about it?

Question

My cat a member of a local gang. Should I do something about it?

Answer 1

yah, upgrade her gun

Answer 2

Oh no !!! Is it tagging and flashing gang signs? If your cat chops his litter box and tints the windows you may be in real trouble.  

Answer 3

No, that's totally normal.

Answer 4

Yes! Cat gangs aren't much different than human gangs. There's disease, lies, murder, betrayal and s*x.

You need to have a long talk with your cat, mister.

Or you'll be mourning Juan's eye and leg, like me.

Answer 5

Keep him indoors at night. I'm surprised neighbors haven't complained. I've seen that in my neighborhood, a high powered watergun works wonders to disolve any feline situation.

Keep in mind if your cat runs with the strays you will get fleas, ticks, mange, etc etc. and those pests will end up in your home.

Answer 6

Can't do anything about it. If he tries to get out, he will get jumped by the whole gang.

Answer 7

just sing "pimpin all over the world" to it when it goes to sleep then once he is asleep cooke him in the OVEN!!!!!

Answer 8

you should let it be...  

Answer 9

Kill it before it gets busted for robbing a liquor store.

Answer 10

give her a collar with a bell. she wont be able to sneak on people to commit crimes.

and get her fixed, the gang wont want her.

Answer 11

god, whats with all the stupid questions?

Answer 12

Initiation ceremony includes drinking a dog's pee .. go find the cat some

Answer 13

i think your cats the leader of the gang actually...

Answer 14

The answer to all your cat problems (this also works for dogs).

Let he that is without sin, stone the stupid cat.

And let he that is without stones, shoot it.

Answer 15

i blame the school system

Answer 16

Oh my goodness PLEASE report this to Gang Prevention & Control!  

lol..

Answer 17

Not until it starts holding a gun and shooting at mice. THEN you have a problem.

Answer 18

Stop feeding him raw meat and stop throwing gang signs when he walks into the room.  He's just confused.  Eventually he'll take up a hobby, like stealing stereos from your neighbors and spraying on railway cars, and leave his homies behind.

Meow, esé?

Answer 19

i sure am glad my dog is McGruff

Answer 20

Um, yes.  What happens when they initiate him?  Will you just let him go off and whack some poor dog?  And what will you do when he comes home with teardrop tattoos all over himself?  And when the cops show up at your doorstop what will you say then?  That you knew, but that you never did anything about it?  Be a good parent and help your child.