My contact Jeff wants to know how many calories m@sturbation burns....he is so shy. How much to lose a pound?

Question

My contact Jeff wants to know how many calories m@sturbation burns....he is so shy. How much to lose a pound?

Answer 1

One (1) hour of vigorous stroking should take care of it.  Buy him the latest Hustler Magazine,for his health, of course

Answer 2

You can say masturbation, don't worry...

Answer 3

he has to m********e alot to lose a pound

Answer 4

Jeff...shy? *cough* bullshit *cough* I hear that it burns tons of calories and so the more you do it, the better off you are and the more weight you lose. Plus you get your cardio in as well.

Answer 5

We once lost a stone in a day....

Answer 6

Obviously not enough.

<~~~fatty

Answer 7

I like to do it while working out on my Bowflex to get an extreme workout

Answer 8

234 hours 55 mins 34 seconds,right im off to bed

Answer 9

each shot is worth  the protein in a half of pork chop----ugru

Answer 10

I meant,if it burnt a lot you would look anorexic

Answer 11

To lose a pound? I have no idea.

I usually lose only a couple of ounces at a time.

Answer 12

Depends on how much he's got stored up and how thick it is.

Answer 13

It depends how fast he is going

Answer 14

It does not depend on any of those things, i promise you if your trying to lose weight masturbating, you will hurt yourself in the process.  How much to lose a pound is quite literally an impossible question to answer and certainly not worth asking.  Some sexual activities have an exercise effect to them and will burn a fair amount of calories, but again masturbating is not one of those things.

Answer 15

well someone i met says he masterbated like 6 times a day, for 2 months and lost 20 pounds. you can do the math.

Answer 16

Sexual intercourse uses up 200 calories.

So, if you jump around a lot when you are choking the chicken, I guess you could lose somewhere close to that.