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My cousins from Tennessee are getting married.Which side of the chapel should I sit?

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My cousins from Tennessee are getting married.Which side of the chapel should I sit?

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  1. Are they first cousins?


  2. the side that has softer hay bails to sit on.

  3. Just sit in your pick-up truck.  Afterall, they is a gettin' married out behind the ol' Smokehouse Bar and Grill and that way, ya won't have to change out of yer old grease-stained t-shirt, work boots and jeans.  Reception complete with beer cans and BBQ, and inbred children.

    * cries *

  4. your cousinS are getting married? first off, one moment of expression for that......."........." I really hope this is a double wedding, and not both of them cousins.

    but, if it is, I would sit on the side that you feel closer to that family.

    but then it's the same family, right? so it shoulden't matter cuz you're all one big happy lovingeachother family, right?

    i'm sorry, but i just don't understand Southerners sometimes.

  5. I was going to say whichever one you fathered, but seriously, I can't beat Nasty's answer.

  6. I would stand on the other side of the street with a sign saying "this is immoral".

  7. Clarification: is the chapel in a double-wide?

    Ah, TN! Are they serving pigs in a blanket for hors de oerves?

  8. Depends on how many teeth you have left....be sure to stop at Wal-mart to pick up a nice T-shirt to wear....as a courtesey all pick-ups should be BACKED into the parking spot so the coon dogs in the back  don't bark as much....

  9. Sal is my Sicilian grandfather, too.  Just sit in the middle of the aisle

  10. I would laugh but Sicilians have been marrying their own kin for years.  

    My mom told me my great uncle (i am sure his name was Sal) married his niece and had like 12 kids and they all weren't right in the head

  11. Did you mean to say "sit"?

  12. Whatever side has the bufet table in the bar

  13. The one you haven't slept with....if you done them both you should just go rot in h**l......sinner

  14. Which ever one gave you better head.

  15. Switch sides halfway through the ceremony.

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