My dad's stubborn, and he's cheap. dirt, dirt cheap.?

Question

He won't let my two friends sleep over because we eat all the food. We considered bribing him with funds, but we're broke.

Both of my two friends live an hour and a half away and one has a hernia.

Suggestions?

Answer 1

Just have them over your dad will realize it one day and if he is cheap he has money saved up some where, where no one knows its fine

Answer 2

Talk on the phone instead.  You're not going to be having them over this weekend.