My dad and his friend wot are they doing ?

Question

My dad and his friend have ben freinds about 30 years and they r a bit g*y ?

1. they go away on holidays just the two of them ?

2. they play footy all the time ?

3. they txt each other everyday and tell the other one of if he dos not txt ??????

4.my dad got into bed naked with hem ?

5. they r dying there hair ? not the same colour thank god ?

6.they go to the spa pool and steam room and ''just chat'' ?

7.they alway talk about girl like my friend they call me g*y coz i dont have s*x with her (she only a friend )???

8.the dress funny ?

9.they are always looking at them self ?

10. my dad's friend got my dad flowers when he was not well and a card????????????????

11.i think they are bumming each othere ????

how can i help them come out ?

Answer 1

Kid, i think your a few fries short of a happy meal and as bright as Alaska in December!

Answer 2

If your dad is g*y .. he'll come out when/if he feels the time is right.

Answer 3

The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.

Answer 4

Do you have any friends that you have had for a long time? You start to develop into a "relationship" like that. 30 years is a long time. I have a friend of 13 years and we do some weird stuff like that all the time.  Its life man.

Answer 5

I think you need to leave your dad alone and concentrate on you spelling and grammar.

Answer 6

sort your spelling out,i Had to employ two cryptologists from Benchley hall to decrypt this question with an enigma machine , as for being g*y , s*x is OK but u cant beat the real thing

Answer 7

I think all the signs are there. Let them be who they are.

If you are the one with the problem about it, then talk to your Dad.